WHAT THA F***!!

A thirsty fan tries to run up to Weezy on stage and gets bodied Terry Tate style.

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“KOB Eyewitness News 4 has obtained surveillance pictures of a State Police officer having sex with a woman on the hood of a car in broad daylight. State Police aren’t saying anything about the photos, but KOB Eyewitness News 4 is pressing for answers. Two weeks ago KOB reported a story about an officer caught on camera having sex while in full uniform, an act shown on security camera at the Santa Fe Canyon Ranch. KOB has blurred out the woman’s image, but you can see it’s during daylight hours and the officer is still wearing his utility belt. The Santa Fe Sheriff’s office released the pictures to KOB after we filed a public records request. They say they also gave them to State Police over a week ago. We got reaction from people who saw the photos. “It’s an inappropriate use of time,” said Cate Campbell of Albuquerque. “Inappropriate use of our tax money, I mean we pay these guys,” added Jacob Powers. Albert Loma said if charged and found guilty, the officer should be fired. “With that kind of judgment you don’t want him carrying a weapon,” said Loma. “I think it’s an embarrassment to the state patrol, they should be ashamed.”

With the highly anticipated Madden 2012 video game dropping tomorrow football fans and gamers alike are excited to see their first kick off in the new EA Sports game. The game includes many features including the “Superstar Mode” where players can create their own character from a blank canvas. There is one thing however that players may not be so excited about; depending on what position you choose for your superstar, the game automatically dictates what color the their skin is. For example, if you select a quarterback, your player is white, pick a halfback, he’s black. There are multiple examples of this prejudice selection process which you can see from the pics after the jump. Consumer affairs may cry outrage if they get wind of this.

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A former on-screen villain could spend the rest of his life in jail after being found guilty of a horrific real-life crime.

Joseph Hyungmin Son, 40, who played Dr. Evil’s sidekick “Random Task” in the first “Austin Powers” movie, was convicted of torture last week in connection with the 1990 abduction and gang rape of a 20-year-old California woman.

The Orange County woman was walking her dog on Christmas Eve and looking at holiday lights in the neighborhood when she was snatched off the street and attacked, KTLA reported.

Son was accused along with one other suspect of holding the victim at gun point and raping her numerous times as well as sexually assaulting her with the weapon.

The victim’s lawyer claimed the assailants then released the woman naked with her pants tied around her eyes.

Son wasn’t arrested in connection with the crime until 18 years after the incident.

In 2008, after violating probation on vandalism charge, he was charged with numerous counts of assault when his DNA was found to match a sample from the victim.

Many of those charges were ultimately dropped due to the amount of time that had elapsed since the alleged incident, KTLA reported.

Son is slated to be sentenced on September 19, and faces 15 years to life in prison.
- Daily News

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So they rolled up his ashes and lit the spliff like smoking Shakur Diesel was an everyday occurrence?…Ok. I don’t think I want that high but to each his own.

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After exchanging some words, one Ravens fan hits an opposing teams fan with a little zan with that LEAN and puts him through the rinse cycle, sparking a mini-brawl. Funny shit is dude that got leaned started the whole thing and didn’t even have his guard up after he shoved homie smh. Press play and enjoy some pre-season action.

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So the new school year arrives in just a couple of weeks which means even Curtis Jackson has to shell out some greenbacks for his son Marquis to have fresh outfits, new backpacks and probably some new expensive kicks (or as my pops would sarcastically call them in his Spanish accent “Collectors items”) for the new school year.

Fif’s baby moms has been known to come after the rap mogul from now and again and back to school season is now exception. So Fif’s baby moms calls the Forbes list rapper to claim that their son was sick at life because some kid in his class stunted on him sayin’ he had 50 pairs of sneakers and so now Fifty Jr. feels like he needs to stunt too. Of course, being the rational businessman that he is, Fifty calls the request excessive and seems to settle for twenty pairs of kicks. To keep it real that’s even O.D. but we will cease to slander 50′s spending habits because in case you ain’t know he has embarked on a mission to feed 1 Billion people in Africa in the next 5 years. Applaud that man.

Oh and Marquis, ya pops only made $6 million this year so let’s be considerate, times is tough. Matter of fact, you should go tell that lawyer kid he’s a stupid lil muthaf**ka cause sneakers have next to zero liquidity and are a depreciating asset (Ya’ll taking economics this semester?). Sell your kicks and go buy some stock in solar technology.

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Real estate mogul Donald Trump decided to take some time out from building shit and firing people to speak on Mac Miller who put out the viral hit song named after the millionaire a few months ago. Trump says he’s proud that the song has reached over 20 Million views on YouTube and calls Mac the “New Eminem.”

Obviously “The Donald” is very out of touch wit hip-hop. Not to shit on Mac because there’s no doubt he’s doing his thing, but seriously? GTFOH. Mac makes music for the teenage/college scene and Eminem is and always has been in the upper echelon of lyricism. Tell trump to stick to putting up tall ass residential buildings and don’t send any comments to us bloggin folk until he makes The Apprentice: Internets Edition.

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A graffiti writing geezer was apprehended for tagging up power line poles in Florida. According to officials, he’s been spraying the letters “SLA,” which supposedly stand for “Sane Peoples Liberation Army” on to power line poles for close to 5 years now. You’re missing a “P” old man. Apparently grandpa’s vandalism is tied to his political ideology that this countries economy is screwed and the SLA are a group that will save us. Yeah…a group that can’t even get their acronyms right holds the key to paying off our national debt. Fuck that, I’m moving to Zamunda.
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The Facts: A. Samuels is a 55-year-old Casino exec Newark, NJ who has a passion for hip-hop music. This is his rap music video, “Livin De Life.”

My 2 Cents: #SlanderActivated

Maybe dude’s having a late mid-life crisis, or maybe he’s just so inspired by Hov dropping Watch The Throne that he thinks It’s ok for men over 40 to talk that shit on the mic. Whatever the case, A. Samuel, your Ric Flair lookin ass has produced a video that is an insult to our culture, b. That’s great that you love the music and all but just go bump some Lil B in your 24Kt gold Beats By Dre headphones and play the bench. You’re a dead lame, not only is hip-hop slandering you right now but so are your golfing buddies. Your kids, they’re getting slandered at the water cooler at work too. The fucked up part of it all is that you could have at least made me laugh but nah, you couldn’t even do that and you wear Champion crewneck sweatshirts with wrangler jeans. Take the amount of money you paid everyone to be in this rinsed video and buy a water filtration system and some Beats By Dre headphones for every poor kid in the mountains of Nicaragua…and if Nicaragua doesn’t have mountains then pay for those too. You can pool your bread together with Vince McMahon since you look like you’ve worked with him for at least 19 Wrestlemanias.

#SlanderDeactivated

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